World Health Care Follow Up – The Perils of Custard Creams
- getting poked in the eye with a biscuit
- falling off a chair
- being bitten by an animal
- getting stuck in wet concrete
It also found that Custard Creams are the riskiest of all biscuits. From now on I will stick with Jaffa Cakes, the safest of all.
Have you been injured by a biscuit or, more seriously, have you experienced the health care system of the UK personally? We would love to hear your stories.
*Not to be confused with a brand of Viagra® in India also called Rocky. As TV viewers in the U.S. well-know, this product carries its own unique risks.